Joseph Zefrani tells the story of the Outreach Ice Fishing trip.
It was a warm and sunny Wednesday, when 9 courageous adventurers set out on a journey of the utmost importance, to slay the evil fish army hidden beneath the ice (go fishing). They met in the wee hours (9:00am) of the morning, mounted their horses (2 cars) and journeyed along a treacherous path (the highway) to the evil fish empire (Deux Montagnes). After Weeks (45 minutes) of traveling they finally arrived at their destination and commandeered a cabin. A local was hired to help breach the fish army’s impenetrable wall (the ice), with his specially made weapon (drill). He broke through and was dismissed. The adventurers then set up clever traps (fishing rods) to trap some stray soldiers (fish) and contently went into their cabin to feast upon mounds of voluptuous food (chocolate chip cookies). Some time passed and our heroes grew impatient, one grew so impatient that he decided to bait some of the soldiers with intoxicating perfume (sardine juices). This was no easy task and held many perils, the perfume was well guarded by a monstrous shark (tin covering). The brave hero carelessly approached the perfume and was seen by the shark, a fight ensued. The brave hero punctured the shark numerous times and thought he won but in a last ditch effort the shark fought back and bit off the hero’s finger (small pinkie cut), alas the shark’s efforts were in vain and the perfume was secured. The perfume was added to the traps and within minutes something was ensnared. Much to the adventurers surprise it was the king of the fish army (never caught anything :<.), the adventurers then attacked the corrupt king and gorged on his lifeless corpse. The victory flag (Outreach kite©) was raised and the caravan of heroes returned home...
It was a warm and sunny Wednesday, when 9 courageous adventurers set out on a journey of the utmost importance, to slay the evil fish army hidden beneath the ice (go fishing). They met in the wee hours (9:00am) of the morning, mounted their horses (2 cars) and journeyed along a treacherous path (the highway) to the evil fish empire (Deux Montagnes). After Weeks (45 minutes) of traveling they finally arrived at their destination and commandeered a cabin. A local was hired to help breach the fish army’s impenetrable wall (the ice), with his specially made weapon (drill). He broke through and was dismissed. The adventurers then set up clever traps (fishing rods) to trap some stray soldiers (fish) and contently went into their cabin to feast upon mounds of voluptuous food (chocolate chip cookies). Some time passed and our heroes grew impatient, one grew so impatient that he decided to bait some of the soldiers with intoxicating perfume (sardine juices). This was no easy task and held many perils, the perfume was well guarded by a monstrous shark (tin covering). The brave hero carelessly approached the perfume and was seen by the shark, a fight ensued. The brave hero punctured the shark numerous times and thought he won but in a last ditch effort the shark fought back and bit off the hero’s finger (small pinkie cut), alas the shark’s efforts were in vain and the perfume was secured. The perfume was added to the traps and within minutes something was ensnared. Much to the adventurers surprise it was the king of the fish army (never caught anything :<.), the adventurers then attacked the corrupt king and gorged on his lifeless corpse. The victory flag (Outreach kite©) was raised and the caravan of heroes returned home...
